talk street magic to me
drawing power from the metro lines
illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run
plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens
WATCHING EPISODE 12 OF GEKKAN SHOUJO NOZAKI-KUN
- Me: Awww, it's too bad this is the last episode. I sure have loved this hilarious anime that totes a parody of shoujo romance stuff, and I am clearly not emotionally involved at all because I am TOO SOPHISTICATED to be manipulated by these PREDICTABLE TROPES.
- Sakura: . . . love you.
- Me: ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod
- Nozaki: I feel the same.
- Me: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
- Nozaki: I love fireworks too.
- Me: . . . . . .
- Me: *THROWS LAPTOP AGAINST THE WALL*
Ok kids, listen up. I’m about to explain to you, to the best of my ability, why there are 40,000 people protesting in Tokyo’s Nagata-cho as I type this, why it matters, and why you should be talking about it, too.
What Started This Protest?
The short answer —> Japan’s Prime…
Imagine your FC sitting at their desk doing work, when you walk in and start to kiss him. You crawl under the desk and he lets you spread his legs, repositioning yourself so that he can still work and you can do what you need. You caress his thighs with your fingers before…
This is so important!
I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.
Don’t be me.
Oooh yes these are good
Asking those questions got me my job!
gotta keep this in mind now
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
This is the same way certain squicky dislikes can be passed from parent to child. If a parent makes a fuss every time they encounter a spider, the child will learn to behave the same way.
imagine your OTP having lazy saturday morning sex, eyes half open, early-morning sun washing across the bed, sheets tangled around their legs. it’s nothing too intense, warmth and messy tenderness, faces buried into each other’s necks and pleasure shivering down their spines
one of these things is not like the other