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5:09am September 30, 2014

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snailchimera:

jocularwitticism:

deskgirl:

nonbinaryviola:

talk street magic to me

drawing power from the metro lines

illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run

plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens

elementary school…

9:40pm September 28, 2014

WATCHING EPISODE 12 OF GEKKAN SHOUJO NOZAKI-KUN

  • Me: Awww, it's too bad this is the last episode. I sure have loved this hilarious anime that totes a parody of shoujo romance stuff, and I am clearly not emotionally involved at all because I am TOO SOPHISTICATED to be manipulated by these PREDICTABLE TROPES.
  • Sakura: . . . love you.
  • Me: ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod
  • Nozaki: I feel the same.
  • Me: OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
  • Nozaki: I love fireworks too.
  • Me: . . . . . .
  • Me: *THROWS LAPTOP AGAINST THE WALL*
8:44pm September 28, 2014

 What Exactly is going on in Tokyo Right Now?

aechlys:

Ok kids, listen up. I’m about to explain to you, to the best of my ability, why there are 40,000 people protesting in Tokyo’s Nagata-cho as I type this, why it matters, and why you should be talking about it, too.

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What Started This Protest?

The short answer —> Japan’s Prime…

8:34pm September 28, 2014

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imaginensfw:

Imagine your FC sitting at their desk doing work, when you walk in and start to kiss him. You crawl under the desk and he lets you spread his legs, repositioning yourself so that he can still work and you can do what you need. You caress his thighs with your fingers before…

8:21pm September 28, 2014

theblulotusrises:

littlelolawantsyou:

blvckexcelllence:

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

Oooh yes these are good

Asking those questions got me my job!

gotta keep this in mind now

9:15am September 26, 2014

kahtiihma:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

This is the same way certain squicky dislikes can be passed from parent to child. If a parent makes a fuss every time they encounter a spider, the child will learn to behave the same way. 

4:30am September 26, 2014

brutereason:

These are from a wonderful book called The Art Of Comforting. Check it out and learn how to be better at supporting people going through difficult things.

10:25am September 24, 2014

huffingtonpost:

By just watching this video of puppies, you’re donating money to charity.

8:00am September 24, 2014

exaggeratedspecificity:

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day!

#bivisibilityday #mybisexualityis

So far “heteroflexible” describes me pretty well
11:06pm September 23, 2014
brownkitten:

welcome to art school

brownkitten:

welcome to art school

1:06am September 23, 2014
1:00am September 23, 2014

antivanrogue:

imagine your OTP having lazy saturday morning sex, eyes half open, early-morning sun washing across the bed, sheets tangled around their legs. it’s nothing too intense, warmth and messy tenderness, faces buried into each other’s necks and pleasure shivering down their spines

12:58am September 23, 2014

iamamessimustconfess:

vladimirnootin:

mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.

This is so satisfying to look at.

this makes me happy

10:16pm September 20, 2014

belkovich:

the self-indulgent dress-up character

9:08pm September 20, 2014
one of these things is not like the other

one of these things is not like the other